YES, it's another countdown. "What for?" you ask patiently.
It's the COUNTDOWN to the start of. . . . . .
STEVE and KIM'S BIG ADVENTURE!!
Departuree Date: May 13
Return Date: Unknown
First Stop: Prophetstown State Park
DAY 13
Today I went through my closet and dresser in order to lay out all of the clothes I think I need to take along. Steve will probably wait until May 12th to do this but we ladies need preparation time. There are a lot of things to consider.
- What if it is cold?
- What if it rains?
- What shoes do I want to wear with this outfit?
- What about jewelry?
- fishing outfits, antiquin' outfits, hangin' out outfits, sight-seein' outfits. . . . it's an endless list!
- What if its hot? Oh, it's gonna be hot!
- Fishing sunglasses that won't make me look like a sunburned raccoon!
- swimwear, sleepwear, dress-up once wear, underwear. . .
- hats, I must have my Hank Parker autographed fishing hat!
No way is all of this is gonna fit in a suitcase, or two suitcases. Where am I gonna store it all in an 8ft by 25ft travel trailer? Where will I hide Hank? Some ladies have a closet bigger than that! I am sooooo scre _ ed!
Will I need socks? What about boots? Oh yes, I need boots, leather boots that cover my ankles just in case a snake or other critter along a rocky lake bank thinks my ankles look tasty. Look out Bass Pro, here I come! :)
- jackets, I may need a jacket. Will it be the jean jacket, the white jacket, the army-green jacket, the black jacket, a hooded sweatshirt, non-hooded sweatshirt. . . sometimes I just don't like a hood. Will it be the gray sweatshirt, I have three; the blue sweatshirt, the Miami sweatshirt, . . oh crap. . . how will I ever choose!!
Hopefully I won't go completely insane by May 13th.
If I do, Steve's in for a long trip to looneytown, USA!
stay tuned. . . . .

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